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I ran my hotdog stand to the ground. How can I get a bailout?
I purchased outdated equipment, bought expired hotdogs, and Wienerschnitzel just opened up down the street killing my business. How can I apply for a bailout?
If you want a bailout you must first expand. Go to the nearest big bank and offer them the following deal:
1. They loan you a billion bucks secured by leases on your hot dog stand locations
2. You use it to open hot dog stands in depressed areas with high unemployment
3. Hire anybody who walks in and applies for a job
4. Pay them considerably more than the going rate
5. Pay yourself a big bonus
6. Threaten to file for bankruptcy and create massive unemployment.
7. Renege on your bank loan.
8. The US Dept of Labor persuades the Treasury to loan you a Biliion bucks.
9. Pay off the bank loan at 50 cents on the dollar
10. Move to Brazil (they don't have extradition with the US)
11. Declare the hot dog business bankrupt
12. Live happily ever after.