Home | Links | Contact Us | Bookmark
Financial Forum Search :
   Homepage      News      Financial Topics     Finance Directories      Financial Forum      Dictionary  
Financial Forum    Corporations
Finance Discussion Forum

 Why did Carolyn from Trump get fired?
...


 Where does the name of the petrol company ELF come from?
...


 ....Like I said END OF A WALMART ERA??!!?
I Just had my question deleted for asking about Walmart problems....Why? I really hate Walmart now, and yahoo answers.
Additional Details
Anyways, what I was saying in my deleted post ...


 How come GM is not asking it's unions for concessions instead of going for tax payer money?
...


 How do these big companies get away with it?
companies like wal-mart, home depot, compusa, etc...

they staff hardly any people, and the people do they hire are morons. cut hours, hire people at crappy wages..etc

the CEO of ...


 Why would a business establish itslef as a not-for-profit operation?
...


 How do Dell help customer to be successful?And how do dell help them to solve problem?
...


 What do nonprofit org do with any profit?
...


 Has anyone else had an item stollen by a UPS employee?
I recently purchased a cell phone from a reputable internet company. The cell phone was shipped 2 day mail by UPS after 2 days I still had not recieved it. I looked on tracking and it showed it had ...


 What is the difference between a project manager and a contracts manager?
...


 British Gas customers, advice please?
I am a B.G. customer for my gas supply and have a small three bed terraced house. I have just had a bill for £280 for 3 months!!
This seems really high to me. I'm gonna check the meter ...


 If Chrysler UAW workers go on strike, should Chrysler close all of the striking factories?
I think the new owners are a lot smarter and tougher than the corporate managers at GM and Ford. They won't put up wth union nonsense
Additional Details
It won't affect me ...


 How do you justify internal audits?
...


 Bank of America?
Anyone close thier account to find the bank left one open and you were charged for this. I now know 2 people this happened to....


 What industry got smoked with a world record $144.8 billion punitive damages judgment, 2000?
...


 Is there any real Internet work from home jobs that ain't a scam?
...


 Relocation to another town..........?
When an employer asks a potential employee to relocate for the companies benefit who pays the relocation fees, double rentals while house is sold and a new one purchased etc? What is the general ...


 If you mail a letter to the post office, who delivers it?
...


 Can you confirm about Zenith Oil & Gas Company, UK ? How junuine the company is ?
they offer a job having very attractive salary, without any interview. how much can we believe on this ...


 Do You Know Of A Situation When A Company Got In Big Trouble For Selling Or Leaking Personal Data?
...



Tobias Maximus
I ran my hotdog stand to the ground. How can I get a bailout?
I purchased outdated equipment, bought expired hotdogs, and Wienerschnitzel just opened up down the street killing my business. How can I apply for a bailout?
                     
 




jerry-the-bookkeeper
Rating
Sorry -- your business is too small to bailout.

If you want a bailout you must first expand. Go to the nearest big bank and offer them the following deal:

1. They loan you a billion bucks secured by leases on your hot dog stand locations
2. You use it to open hot dog stands in depressed areas with high unemployment
3. Hire anybody who walks in and applies for a job
4. Pay them considerably more than the going rate
5. Pay yourself a big bonus
6. Threaten to file for bankruptcy and create massive unemployment.
7. Renege on your bank loan.
8. The US Dept of Labor persuades the Treasury to loan you a Biliion bucks.
9. Pay off the bank loan at 50 cents on the dollar
10. Move to Brazil (they don't have extradition with the US)
11. Declare the hot dog business bankrupt
12. Live happily ever after.

Jerry-the-bookkeeper


Wounded Duck
Sell your buns!


gofish
Yell - the sky is falling - the sky is falling


Welcome to Colorful Colorado
All of the above.


♥STREAKER♥©℗†
only if I can apply for a govt bailout to get me out of personal debt.

Duck...thanks for the laugh! Good answer.


 Enter Your Message or Comment


User Name:  
User Email:   
Post a comment:







Archive: Forum -Forum -Finance - Links - 1 - 2 - RSS - All RSS Feeds
The Causes and the Results. 0.044
Copyright (c) 2011 Financial Crisis Sunday, May 27, 2012 - Terms of use - Privacy Policy