
crispy | If Bill Gates is reading this, can you give me a million pound please? I know you're rich and you wont miss it |
but it will make a big difference to me, and I might even get a girlfriend, come on Billy, I am a 40 year old obese virgin with a comb over, give me a break, from one ugly bloke to another, give me the money, I promise to be nice, I wont waste it, I will invest wisely, and I promise to buy Vista when it finally comes out in 2045, thanking you in advance. |