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What is the BEST disclaimer you have ever read?

CharKaye

On my daughter's stroller it said "do not fold with baby inside"!

Gilbert S

Warning: Smoking cigarettes will kill you!!!

breeze1

The one on CHILDREN'S cough syrup that states,"do not drive or operate machinery."

Rockstar

The one for claritin says it has side effects similar to sugar pill and placaebo. Ever notice how claritin doesn't work most of the time? I wonder if that's because it IS a placaebo!

TwinMommyJen

I think it was on a hair dryer and it said, "Do not use while sleeping." I'm glad they put that one on there... I was always blow-drying my hair in my sleep, and never realized it was dangerous... :-p

samsam1s

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It's actually a road sign, but all over Michigan they have signs on two-lane highways that say:

"Do Not Pass While Opposing Traffic Present"

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heypbk2

I don't think this is actually a disclaimer, but on the back of a nutrition bar I read the following: (blank) bar is especially good for children,women, the elderly, and men. Gee....did they leave anybody out? LOL they could have just said "good for humans"

BobTheBizGuru

It was one of the TV car ads, i forget which car company it was, but they had a car driving underwater for a ways then it popped out. At the bottom of the screen was - PROFESSIONAL DRIVER - DO NOT ATTEMPT.

darkness_returns

I love the ones that are on sleeping pills, "warning, may cause drowsiness, do not drive or operate machinery" Well duh! I've just taken a sleeping pill cuz I can't sleep, I know, I'll drive to the construction yard and improve my bulldozer skills.....

Tommy L

On a really geeky website...

"Reuse of any data from this website will result in prosecution to fullest extent of Klingon law."

Kevin H

On a spray-can of adhesive, clearly printed in english, "If you cannot read the instructions on this can, have someone explain them to you"

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