Yoruba
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Your funny! Lol. |
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Terry
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No problem. Please send your full name, address, social security number, names and ages of your children, the date and location your mother was born, pictures of your pets and a pint of blood. |
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Lanx
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tell you what. I will loan it to you as long as I can give it you in 20p and you pay me back in 10p..... |
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supersocrates2000
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if i can have your first born, and you pay for my college, i will lend you that much. |
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Wobbly
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No probs mate.
I'll send it round in fifteen lorries ok? |
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jacqueline e
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Yes sure, just give me your bank details, password etc. |
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blenyuk
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computer says NO |
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donttrustsnowmen
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all them zero's look just like my account,,,but without the 1. |
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Englishcad
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Not a problem ........ Cad will only charge you 50% interest........ Oh can I have it back in pound coins....... |
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XD
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yep but i charge a very high interest rate.... |
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CHRIS J
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no problem. u will have to pay the shipping though. it will cost you £23,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.25p
is that ok? |
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Alice K
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yeah just give me your number |
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saorsie
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i will credit your account,,howard hugh's son. |
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slimdude142
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Only in your wildest dreams. |
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hazzard
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you`ve spotted something on ebay hav`nt you.....what is it ...come on...what is it....? |
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tinkerbell42891
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sure if i knew how many US dollars that was and if i actually knew you |
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alatoruk
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in a nutshell - no
i doubt there have ever been that many 50ps either. |
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morgan
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Oh if only just to see your face |
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used to live in Wales
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not me, sorry, but if you find anyone who will, I would be glad if you remembered I was willing to help you |
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Riccardo
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I'd give it to you in bills, but I left my wallet at home. |
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RICH And Strong KEVIN
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Like no way if I had that money I could buy the Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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oogly woogly!
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im sorry that service is unavailable |
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biwagirl20
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Will you take a check? |
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Adamu Beldam
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Are you out of your mind? Nobody can lend such a huge sum |
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Tony H
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OK . hahahahahaha with interest at today's rates you would be in the Poo house |
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The Legend of Laura Gonzales*
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Course! It'll be a check tho. just don't cash it till the year 3400 =)
xx |
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Rita B
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Sure. Meet me on the corner of Wishes and Fishes, just down the block from your Wildest Imagination, across from the Loonybin. Go down to the padded basement room, and laugh until I get there. (I'll start walkin' today, after lunch. Two steps forward and three steps back...Don't wait up, might take me a while!) |
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laura_popple
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aww damn, sorry mate, I've only got that much in 20p's :( |
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DEREK W
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sorry it would take me forever to count it out in 50p's , would you take a check ? |
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langy12345
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ye sure, ill wire it through to your account in due course |
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Blue Monkey
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sure...
just give me your bank details so i can access your account, and take out a loan for 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, ill let you pay it back (since it is on your account) and i'll just send you the money once i get it...
deal? |
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