notgnal
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I got a letter from the bank
.."dear sir or madam..". it said
we must inform you....in this note
.......our manager is dead
and we are going to bury him
today..at half past eight
so if you d like to see him off
please come..and don't be late..!
he was as a mean old skinflint
and now he is no more
so everybody from the branch
will turn up........ that's for sure..!
he wasn't the most popular
in fact..to tell the truth
if I for one had been there
Id have pushed him off that roof..!!
but thankfully without my help
he slipped right off the wall
and luckily the ground was there
as that's what broke his fall..!! |
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CLIVE H
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Dear Depositor,
Owing to the shortcomings of our staff, here at your branch of the Friendly but Firm Bank Inc., your money has been lost somewhere in the company gambling machine.
Of course, we are doing our utmost, but you know how it is these days. You just cannot trust anyone and the economy is in such a mess.
Oh well.
Yours, etc.
Friendly Bank thing somewhere inc. |
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Eddy T
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If it relates to some problems on you accounts, go and have a discussion with them as soon as possible.Don't sit on it. |
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insane_mad_maniak
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i got one from THE BANK aswell. weird.
did you write back? |
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Goofy Goofer Goof Goof Goof !
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I get them all the time. LOL |
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alatoruk
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woo-hoo
I got a letter from my mum but it doesnt have the same impact really. |
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blu roses
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Riveting question. And that's my answer. |
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rOxXxiiE
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Depending on the content on the letter it could be good or bad. May I suggest adding more details in your question pertaining to the contents of the bank letter so people may be more capable of assisting you? |
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LauraJ77
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You forgot the description of the letter.
That would help us better arrive at a concise answer to your question.
Laura J |
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Fairy Nuff
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Bet its cost you! |
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josiejump1
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And i did. they won't give me a overdraft as i don't keep enough money in my account each week |
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MICHAEL D
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I get loads of letters from the bank, but they never have a cheque in so i file them in bin 13. What a wast of paper. |
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kittenkatt79
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That's crazy! |
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nerdyroberts
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WHAT DID IT SAY? DO YOU EVEN HAVE AN A WITH THEM?
OPEN IT................ |
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ilubmyfamily
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and whAT DID IT SAY?? |
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camel herder
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yea...they do that often with me...never send any checks. wtf good is a bank if they dont send us checks? |
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tigereighties93
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interesting. have you ever recieved any other letters before? See, what you do when you first see that you got mail from someplace, you wanna try to open it. Open it however you want to, but I suggest slowly so you won't rip anything important inside, if anything. Then, you pull out the piece of paper. You might see something that says "Dear ____" which signifies that it is truly your mail. You continue reading and, here's the hard part, you have to use your brain to figure out what it says and what it has to do with your life. Did I answer your question? |
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david.hutchings3@btopenworld.com
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so what |
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