Your_Star
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thats just stupid. |
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DeadxStar
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I'm sure if you wait long enough you will. |
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fred k
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why marry when you can just us it for all it's worth |
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Ed Nailor
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I just reviewed my contract.. turns out that when I renewed my cell phone contract I DID marry my phone! Geez... that early termination fee is getting rather extreme, don't you think? |
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Marianne
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thanks for 2 points |
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Andy M
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Crazy world... |
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flirshous
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Why not. They're like a lot of people. They're all nice and new and exciting at first and then you make a commitment to one and over time the batteries start to die and they don't act like they did in the beginning. On top of that - there is always a newer, fancier model coming out that makes you wish you had waited a little longer. haha. |
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George
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I wish you good vibes. |
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BIANCA
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I SUPPOSE THAT WOULD BE OK, IF YOU ARE A FEMALE ALL YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO IS SET YOUR CELL PHONE ON VIBRATE FOR ANY SEXUAL SATISFACTION. |
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Joe-slim
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I think you can in Massachusetts. |
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I_C_Y_U_R
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I now pronounce you Ring and Ding !!!
Seriously, why would you want to marry something that is always leaving you with hang-ups??? |
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WHEELCHAIR MA-MA
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I don't think so, I think you should find a real person that can put their arms around you, a cell phone can't! |
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Nyla
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Oh boy!! You really should get out more!! |
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marina
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lol ok thats a good laugh in the morning...... being on a strict diet and stuff.. gosh i just wanna lose the weight lol.. nyway back to ur question!! Im sure u just wanna make us laugh, common guys give it a break, nyway if ur celphone is very very new y not.. i have my cel named pinky lol, and i take care of it like its my baby!! take caree and take care of urs too!! thanks for the laugh |
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blossombaby84
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Its not a good idea at all. Anyways, thanks for 2 points...lol... |
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tirebiter
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u r a dork |
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A Baller In Da House
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sure - but it wont save you any money on roaming |
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Kissingbythesea
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no |
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keoki9
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All cell phones should be confiscated and blown to pieces. Worst invention ever. Companies make billions off them, but the technology hasn't even been perfected yet. Plus, rude people have decided that they are going to use their cell phones to ruin the day for the rest of us. |
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bubbles26
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no because a cell phone is not considered to be a HUMAN. To marry within the UNITED STATES government you must married a HUMAN. |
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wee_spoiltz
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Well when you marry the cell-phone you will see an updated one and you will wish you married that so just stick to humans |
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ASINGLEMOM
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Depends if your a woman, gay, or desperate... then yes... cause it vibrates and does what it tells you to and you can always talk to it as well as dress it any way you like |
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Sadman
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Only if your cell phone can honestly say in it's processor that it loves you and will promise to honour and obey you till death do you part.
I think you may need to do the following (taken from a page about writing your own wedding vows):
Sit down in a quiet space with paper and pen and answer these questions. Even if you don't think the answer will end up in your wedding vows, still take the time to write it down. It may help you in the long run. If you encounter writer's block, first try taking a short break. If you're still having trouble, try speaking the answers into a tape recorder (does your cell phone have Voice Record? ... mine does), letting the thoughts flow freely.
* What is the single greatest thing about the cell phone you are going to marry?
* When did you know that you were in love/ know that this cell phone was the one you wanted to marry?
* What does marriage mean to you? Why do you want to be a married person?
* What will change about your relationship once you are married? What will stay the same?
* What is your most favorite memory of your cell phone?
* When you were little, did you dream of your wedding day or your future cell phone? How does that vision match up (or not) with your sweetheart? |
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