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bowlingcap | So a frog walks into a bank...? |
and steps up to the teller.
"Patricia Black, how may I help you?", the teller says.
"I'm looking for a loan" says the frog
"I'm sorry, but we don't give loans to frogs."
"Why not? I need a loan, and this is a bank."
"Well, for one thing, you probably don't have any major assetts that we can use as collatoral."
"I have collatoral!" says the frog, and he pulls out a silver trinket.
"I'm sorry, we're looking for something a bit more valuable--like a house." says the teller.
"Well if you're not going to grant me a loan, at least let me speak to your manager!" grumbles the frog. So the teller calls the manager.
"What's the problem?" asks the manager.
"This frog wants a loan, but all he has is this little doohickey." The frog holds up the trinket.
"Oh my gosh..." says the manager, who is amazed upon seeing the frogs trinket "do you know what that is?..." the manager trails off before he yells...
"THAT'S A KNICK-KNACK, PATTY BLACK, GIVE THE FROG A LOAN!" |
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Bianconero till I die
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Q Whats the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
Answer - One says ribbit ribbit, the other says rub it rub it
Q Why did the frog move out his parents place?
Answer - He wanted to get his own pad
(Frogs live on lily pads)
You want more frog jokes? |
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Annie
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>.< |
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B R
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I heard that he also says his dad is Mick Jaggard so the punch line goes.....
It's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan, his dad is a rolling stone |
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ghostbeta34
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I've heard that one before, its pretty funny, you should say that the frog is Mik Jagers son, That way the end line is:
That's a knick-knack patty black give the frog a loan, his old man's a rollin' stone! |
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blackknightninja
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yes man |
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baciandrio
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and the other version of it is " that's a knick knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone'
An oldie but a goodie, thanks! |
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Christine
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o...k...? |
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buttercup83
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I don't get it................. |
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xzvlkdl
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Hahaha-no.
You're not funny, stop trying. |
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the dirty south
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Not really that funny...sorry |
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hellokitty11704
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....lame..... |
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bye
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wow--I can't believe I sat here and read the damn thing--what a waste of 3minutes! Ha! |
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Ember
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I already did this joke on here, and her name is Patricia Whack. And the frog gives her a little pink elephant, and his father's name is Mick Jagger....so the joke ends "It's a knick-knaci Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." |
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las vegas golfer
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I CAN'T BELIVE YOU SAID THAT... YOU GOT ME... |
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Jonique C
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nice one |
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