bull_rooster_aardvark
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Life insurance pays for your death. Insurance for your life is called ransom. |
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psychobilly_phreakout
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BlueCross BlueShield.
...of Nebraska.
Only Nebraska for some reason...I don't know why so don't ask me. |
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Steve
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Burial insurance. You can get a policy from the mortuary. |
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iamtheparty
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uh,
life insurance.
If that's a joke, it ain't funny. |
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Khan Peezey
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Life insurance is for when you lose your life. So death insurance is for when you lose death. You lose death when you are made alive/born. So should we be paid when we are born? |
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kamie
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Heath.. Jk there isn't one. Life insurance pays for you life after you die so I don't know what you insurance you get for not being dead.. |
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Wonderer
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death is going to the after life... after life is ethernal so, I think that it just pays for itself :) |
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mamapoulette
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Life insurance is called that because no one would want to buy death insurance. Also if you have enough of it your family will be able to start their new LIFE without you off with a little security. |
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me
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duh Death Insurance |
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shelcom
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marriage. |
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James C
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HA |
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david is here wooooooo
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ur murderer |
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chriszchris
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you got it wrong...life insurance is something you pay for your WHOLE LIFE....you spend spend..and NEVER get to see that policy's face value.
Your heirs pay for your death..they'll probably get the cheapest thing they can find...why not..you're DEAD! |
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turkey neck
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hey is stupidity bliss because i wouldnt know but you would why waist five points or WHY NOT IS THE QUESTION |
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G'z 1st Due May 17th
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You Life Insurance Pays For Your Accidental Death So That When You Die Your Funeral Expenses Will Be Paid For And Whomever IS THe Beneficiary On Your Life Insurance Will Have Extra Money To Take Care Of And Debt That You Had... |
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bdf s
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Life Insurance pays for death |
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rainydaze
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you've got it backwards, you take out life insurance to compensate for your funeral expenses and for your beneficiary's to collect whatever you may have left them. You pay for it while your alive (of course). your insurance settles your policy after you are gone. |
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manabell
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It doesn't cost YOU a dime when you die. That's why life insurance should be sufficient to cover the expenses you leave behind at death.
Good point, though, with the name :) |
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Mark
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Jesus Christ is my agent. |
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Froggy
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Religious faith. |
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