
Sparkles
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I would say that it was adding insult to injury. lol |
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studstaplesushi
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That is just hilarious Irony. |
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chrisneedsrideln
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you die.... of aids... |
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Unsilenced Lamb The Real One
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The universe ceases to exist...be careful |
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Byron W
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AWESOME! the irony of the day, thnx |
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QuiteNewHere
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Technically speaking? You dont.
Get well cards are sually made out of cardboard ( thicker type coarse paper so it cannot cut) and paper cuts can only come, from well- paper= the very thin and hard type, such as the ordinary bond paper.
If you are truly blessed with friends who will be so cheap to send you work printed paper (copy paper of course, meant to inflict paper cuts) run it into your shredder then send it back with a note "I know what you are up to ! " "You think I dont know?"
Then maybe they will send thorn less roses and food, but then this can be poisoned so thats another story..... |
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Phil
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You bleed. |
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Capital
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who knows, it may be a good sign. (probably not) |
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SL_SF
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It stings for a while until it heals. And you are obviously amused by the irony of it. |
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Puss in Boots
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It hurts like hell all day and you sook cause your already feeling miserable.......... |
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nickdmd
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You suffer from a case of irony. |
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Mustylustycrusty
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you taker it as a bad oim,en and wait for the worsrt |
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amuzdot5
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Cry, throw a temper tantrum, and call for your Mommy. |
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william w
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sue the card maker and sender get boo-coo bucks. |
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Gump023
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Ask for another card. |
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Flamingo
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Sue. |
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mbrcatz
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You feel really, really stupid. |
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Healthy Guy
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lol...
paper cuts can actually be serious...but sound like charma caught up with you....try to be a better person. |
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Queenie knows it all.
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funny, very funny |
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purplebookbunny
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Laugh your butt off at the irony of the sitch.... |
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