dr strangelove
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Odin..I mean with him its free food and beer and chicks! |
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Marianne_not_Gingerâ„¢
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I bought it in Honduras. I had absolutely no idea what they were saying to me but I do know that they were kind enough to take the money out of the wallet for me cause I have no idea how to count their currency. They were so sweet that way! Two men sold me the policy and just smiled the whole time. They kept looking at one another grinning and nodding. I think I was making them very happy by buying the policy. I really do think they care about my hereafter! Strangest thing though.....after I left their office. They closed the shades and turned off the lights, locked the doors and left thru the back door. You don't suppose they had an emergency come up do you? They were such sweet men; I would hate for anything bad to have happened to either one of them. But in case it did....I sure hope they bought a policy too. :D |
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Carol P
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I opted out. I figure I should be reincarnated shortly and the policy seems to be a waste of money. I figure i can just rough it for a short period of time.
anyone know if the line is long? |
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ragdollfloozie...needs iv coffee
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considering I am having a crisis of faith right now I decided to shag the afterlife insurance as I feel like all policies would end up in a void. |
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churchofjohnnycash
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Not expensive at all, I get it at the 'who gives a good god damn' store. |
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jimbo72
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Mine was free, the guy on the corner gave me the little orange policy to put in my pocket. |
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Raimon
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I know these two people who bought one: Dr. Faust and Dorian Grey. A nice gentleman signed a contract with them to ensure they would spend their Afterlife in the proper place. Still, I think both later reneged on the contract. |
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Man.With.A.Plan
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Don't remember where, but I will have to pay for it with my life. |
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SK8TERGURL~1~NOT~ 2/davesslave
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It was a door to door salesman.
Beings he contacted me in person and was not on the phone or spamming me I said OK.
It only cost a life or two. |
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New Life...$50.00 per week
New found happiness...$2.00 per session
Eternal life policy...1 soul, Priceless!
I'm not gonna need it here! |
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Mr.Perfect
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Surely after my life, when I was in hell. Was it expensive? They sent me back for 100,000,000 years to earn and pay for it! |
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arkansasbutterfly
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Well, I'm sure you mean Life Insurance, but just in case if you mean After Life. The only insurance u need is Jesus,and that will insure your place in heaven. As far as Life insurance go to www.insure.com and they have 60 different and you can choose what's best. Thanks and Good luck! |
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adieu
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It was pretty cheap, but I chose not to purchase. The contracts were long and the riders could kill you. I don't like signing such documents without an attorney, and well they really aren't looking out for your best interest in the after life. Are they? |
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Mya
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write to this email for detailed information:
saintpeter@heaven.info |
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mdfalco71
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Bought mine from the London firm of Hammersmith and Hark Ltd. Run by one demon and one angel (I'll leave you to figure out which is which), the firm has been around a while, and offers a range of policies from the "Wonderful Life" Amortised Earthside to the "Ultimate Sanctuary" package, which guarantees to keep you safe from any wrathful god or demon in the event of your extinction. The Ultimate Sanctuary certainly isn't cheap; if you're dealt with by Hammersmith, you have to betray everyone in your life, and if Ms Hark offers you your policy, you have to give up everything you have at that point to the needy. The good thing though is that once you've got your policy, all bets are off and you can rebuild from scratch, safe in the knowledge that whatever you do, no god or demon can getcha! |
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Saint Christopher Walken
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The convenience store down the road from me sells them. I figured it would pay off in the long run (the REALLY long run), so I bought one. Besides, it didn't cost any more than a LOTTO ticket so I said, "What the Hell!",... but by saying so, I immediately negated the damn policy!
I guess, thanks to insurance companies, Life keeps screwin' you even after you're dead! |
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OO
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INCREDIBILITY EXPENSIVE! But I am now guaranteed a place in heaven, after this life!!!! If I told you where I bought it, I'd have to kill you! |
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