obscureb
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Open up a hedge fund. |
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Damn™It Marla Singer
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donate it to the marla singer thong stock! |
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tyler durden
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First of all calm down.LMFAOPIMPROF
laughingmyfuckin assoffpeeinginmy pantsrollingon thefloor |
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Happy
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thanks, tyler....i was actually trying to put that one together earlier, but couldnt get it. |
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slavaret2
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That's good, lol. I like your question. Now you just need to figure out how to become a millionnaire without doing anything. |
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pgreen
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Start buying old coat and jacket buttons.
In the 22nd century buttons will be rarities and
valuable collectors' stuff.
What is rare is expensive.
Already all pants have zippers. Velcro also is
progressing fast.
If you don't believe me, ever seen an astronaut
buttoning up its jacket before a spacewalk?
Happy to have been of help.
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peachie 1 lives
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how about some yapoo stocks...Shelly |
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piet lul
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invest it in northern rock bank. |
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dunkadog8
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go to dairy queen and have a cold one |
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rarguile
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Berkshire Hathaway stock - symbol BRK-A at $116,900 per share. You have 104,375 more couches or 313,125 cushions to reach behind to buy your first share but heh, it will give you something to do! Clearly the dryer and ashtray are not as productive searching places. Of course, if you got OFF the couch and found a job then you might get richer faster but I understand the attraction of your present occupation. |
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aswkingfish
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Believe it or not this small amount can be invested. The link below is an on line investing site that allows smaller amounts like this to be invested. Little amounts like this invested can add up. You should look into it. |
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Loose Change™¢
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Invest in wooden stocks, also known as pillories. With the current trend of half the country wanting to get back to the good ol' Dark Ages and reinstatment of the Pope as Commander in Chief, you'll be the first on your block to clap a heathen into your very own stocks. Crowds will throw pennies to show their appreciation (and rotten vegetables at the pilloried miscreant). You simply gather up all the pennies and reinvest in your enterprise. For example, a dunking stool is a big crowd pleaser and should earn you even more loose change, with an eye on buying a rack, Iron Maiden, and so on. |
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Barney
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CTLG, it closed at .33 today; down 0.05
This stock went above .90 last April. |
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raguse7
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LOL LMAO ROFL |
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BangkokBob
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Flag makers, I understand its going to be a banner year for flag makers. |
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