Whos smarter acat or adog?

LOL. This is the investing forum, so I'll answer it that way.

ACAT - the interbroker transfer form otherwise known as the 415 transfer can be a real pain in the neck. Sometimes it goes through easily, but sometimes the delays are maddening. If the accounts are titled even slightly differrently, the ACAT might not go through.

Then there is the issue of catching up on lost dividends and interest. It once took me almost three years to straighten out an account transfer.

So, my vote is for a dog. They are sometimes smarter and usually a lot nicer.

A cat.

They don't have to be taken outside in the rain when it's 40 degrees to use the bathroom.

A cat makes a house a home, and if you're nice to them they will share it with you.

WOMEN WILL SAY A CAT IS SMARTER.

MEN WILL SAY A DOG IS SMARTER.

I will now prove that a DOG is smarter, because DOGS know what the hell is going on at all times. Cats dont have a clue.

MEN ARE LIKE DOGS.
WOMEN ARE LIKE CATS.

I was once petting a friend's DOG when a screaming Fire Engine went by, and the dog showed absolutely NO reaction. So I thought, what would life be like as a DOG?? They must have a zillion questions in their head and noone can EXPLAIN the answer. It must drive them crazy.

- "WHY is that big red thing making all that NOISE??"

- "WHAT is that white stuff that randomly falls from the sky and why do I shiver when I roll around in it??"

- "WHAT is that smell (bacon), and WHY can't I have that ALL the time??"

That's when it suddenly occured to me . . .
MEN ARE LIKE DOGS.
WOMEN ARE LIKE CATS.

Because a dog's mind is not NEARLY that complex.
Observe any dog and you WILL notice , DOGS only care about 3 important things.

1. Can I EAT it?
(Basic SURVIVAL instinct)

2. Can I F-CK it?
(for FUN and instinctual reproduction)

3. No? then I will just P-SS on it and move on.
(Nothing else REALLY matters)

THREE THINGS -->> SURVIVAL . . . FUN . . . And anything else is just not worth worrying about. Pretty SMART!

Now lets talk about CATS --> Women.

- Cats are prettier than Dogs, and they KNOW IT!
- They will use their claws to get where they need to get
- They don't care if they scratch and bleed you along the way
- They PLAY affectionate and cute until you feed them and then they will retreat to a corner to begin pruning & licking themselves
- They frequently go where they don't belong and need to be "brought down". (JK but thats funny as HELL!)
- They are perfectly content to completely ignore you, until they figure out that you are ignoring THEM.
- They are perfectly content to do nothing all day without thinking its a waste of their time
- The leave hair everywhere
- Nothing reallly seems to make them "HAPPY".
- They are FASCINATED by little shiny things
- They prefer to remain fixated on those little shiny things than to sit on your lap for a while
- They really WANT your attention but don't really NEED it.
- You can't teach them to do anything really cool that is worth telling your friends about

When you leave your house in the morning, your dog will look at you as if to say " Have a great day today!!! Drive safely!! I will be right here waiting when you get home!! I can hardly WAIT!!!"

Your CAT will coldly gaze out the window with her back turned and think . . . "You'd better get going, or you're gonna be late".

Dogs are like "EMPLOYEES" who will never let harm come to you under any circumstances, who only want to be loved by a "cute b-tch who will give 'em some decent tail".

CATS HAVE STAFF.

L.M.F.A.O!!!!

well thats a pretty stupid question-how do u measure intelligence. lets face it u cant-dogs follow their owners and its a lot easier to influence them while cats r more individual....

You can't compare apples and oranges. My dog is smarter than your dog. Your cat is smarter than my cat. And it's only opinion. Dog's however will eat their own poop. Cats won't. Dogs will eat food until they die. Cats won't. But Lassie is real smart.

I am a dog lover, and I can assure you that cats are smarter than dogs. Annoying, yes, but definitely smarter.

A dog, but cats are cooler :P

well dogs are able to learn tricks but i think a cat is smarter because it is independent and knows it doesn't need to do tricks for food

dogs only use their tongue for toilet paper, cats however stink and are a nasty animal and use their tongue for TP.They dig in their L box thus tracking the dust all over the house also.

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