
The Banker9
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An albanian ship is better, the problem is that we do not have warships...but we have 13 submarines near Vlora you can do a very good business. Submarines are a new trendy way for pirating. For the crew....? I'm an economist...if you need one for the lot divide...OK...for war... also ok because were the albanian pirates who made the second Punic war to start later...and made Rome declare war to Illiria.
the leg and the parrot? I can find smth in the black market :P |
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vinnyvino
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I will get a parrot instead of a peg leg. But yes I'll join your squad! |
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Traximillion
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1st gunner, right here. i got a scar on my left eyebrow to mouth level of my face |
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bkemt6
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PICK ME! PICK ME! I can get a parrot
Thanx for the 2 points btw! |
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TWiZTiD
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geeze..im calling homeland security to watch you..im sure you'll get alot of applications from people wanting to become your crew of butt pirates.make sure you stop at a CVS drugstore and pilfer/pillage yourself a case of Vaseline,youll need it if your gonna become the next Jacque brown-eye Cousteau..good luck cap'n crack smoke... |
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Balthor
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Let's split the planet in half! |
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fact checker
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Hey let me know when. Oh the parrot is looking nervous cause he knows I ain't gonna wear no pegleg ( tis ok tho it'll match his eye patch ) |
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Mojo Jojo
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WOW, my boyhood dream come true. Modern pirates |
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rahkokwee
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apparently not a very good one...Buy American. |
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margarita
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Can I be a wench?
FYI nadira456, there ARE still pirates. Maybe not the kind you are thinking of, but modern day pirates. |
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Jackie
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I'm in! I just have a hook hand, no peg log or parrot. Can still be in? Pleeeeaseee? Pleaaaaaseeeee???? |
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herstory
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when asking a question you don't need a period. |
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amosunknown
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awesome! can i document your adventures?
kickass. |
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Nancy Kay
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what a big ambition, little boy! |
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nadira456
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I don't think that you can pirate anybody, because pirates era is over.
Sorry for you. |
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Princess
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LOL!!! I'll cook! |
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koolbreeze
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Make sure you wear a life jacket. |
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nikki_fisher
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how 'bout a parrothead??? |
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as
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dont have peg leg, but willing to get one.. |
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magsy
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Yo, ho ho and a bottle of rum!
I been awaiting for this opportunity (note the pirate accent) I be 'ard workin' and not much of a landlubber, but I 'as no bird that sits on me shoulder. I 'ave meself a seafaring dog, name of Long John Silver and 'e be mighty loyal.
Will I do? |
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crazzy_em
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Awesomeness i have a parrot and it can talk too :D |
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rememberseptember9112001
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I have a wheelchair and no parrot does that count.
I have great skills in rolling around, running over peoples feet, having an attitude, and can sit behind a wheel all day. Plus I always wanted to go to Russia. |
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steven_j_richards2001
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Sign me up Captian |
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Justsyd
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How about if I just bring the Rum? |
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Bitsy Fairview
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I will, but I only have a rat. |
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hugh.G.rection
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1st mate right here
oh yeah, I'll be getting a big a** crow, I don't like talking birds. |
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dapooflinga
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i have a brain, is that enough? |
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