
Doug
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Two chicks at the same time |
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stratostix
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I'd fill up my gas tank... then buy a candy bar with what's left. |
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Don Glarr
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I'll assume you mean 1 mil. dollars. Well, if I won it in the lottery I would probably become a toothless hillbilly. Just assuming that from the lottery winners I've seen. |
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Funsumer
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Invest, donate, pay off the mortgage. |
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Annie
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I'd make another protocol droid. This time he wouldn't be as fussy. |
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Daisy [SAVE THE HUMANS!]â„¢
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Buy a house with a pool. |
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♥ Embracing Optical Freedom ♥
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Invest it in a good mutual fund for many years, the return is about 12% which is TAX FREE. |
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Core
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Buy a new house and car, and what I need for a year of school. Then I'd put the rest in a high interest CD for a year or so and enjoy living off the interest.
I like keeping things simple; I don't need a ton of fancy objects to be happy. |
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Spiderman W
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I'd get a milion ****** hoes and **** them all day and night |
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doubletap_downzero
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I would march my butt right down to the bank (or ING) and throw it in a revolving CD. Right down the street, the bank is paying 5% on long term CD's. You know what 5% of a million is? $50,000 a year buddy - my present salary exactly.
Beats working for it! Don't spend it, save it!
(Well, I admit I would splurge about $4000 for new drums and a keyboard but thats IT I swear!lol)
And yes, I know most banks have a cap on how much a single person can put in a CD, thats fine, there is a lot of banks in town |
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One million what? Dollars? Dogs? Cats? Kids?
On the chance you are talking about money, I would live well. |
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Bored_at_work
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Quit this boring job. |
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kims G
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I would invest in ETF
ETFs are cheaper than mutual funds. ETFs have very low annual expenses, nearly 20 basis points or 0.2% less. As against this, actively managed mutual funds show average expenses exceeding 135 basis points (1.35%). This does not include the extra 2% - 5% as loads, 12(b)-1 marketing fees, transactions costs, and soft dollar expenses mutual funds, passed on to you but never informed, except in very fine print that nobody cares to read.
http://debts-to-wealth.com/category/Why-Invest-in-Exchange-Traded-Funds.html |
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patrick G
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1,000,000 what? |
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ReneeinPC
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Pay off my mortgage so I won't lose the house we struggled so hard to build this past year, buy my husband a tractor and send all of our kids to college. There are also several needy families near us - I would like to buy one of them a decent car to get around in and their kids some nice new clothes. |
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Michael B
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A million is not such a stunningly huge amount that it once was looked upon. Assuming you had little to start with, I would suggest setting one quarter of the windfall aside for a reasonable house and car, and investing the rest (spreading the investment for added security). You could then live comfortably on the interest for life. |
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Naughty *****
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I would totally ditch my family and life and start a new one(b/c they suck and so does my life its on big asshole
!), you would be surprised where i can get and how long I can get with that kinda money. I'm smart! |
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Spencer S
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giv e some to charity and by alot |
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Jeannie
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Pay off my college loans, buy my parents a new house, rent an apt in NYC with my bf, buy my mom a Jaguar car and start my own business. |
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Im THE GUY Ur Mom Warned U Bout
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Buy a Hooker** I mean Hookers |
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crazygirl
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Open a business and make money out of that money. Don't waste the 1,000,000. |
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David J
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Id give it all to you - provided you give me 10 pts |
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Lety
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Give one-forth to the poor, one-forth to my family members, and keep the other 50% to myself, to pay bills and stuff. |
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skilo47
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1,000,000 is nothing nowdays
i would buy a new car and house and save whats left to pay the government rent (taxes) for my own stuff
yay! america! =/ |
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Sexy Esmeralda
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Wow! I would invest it in a business and make the money grow more so If I spend some I'll still have a lot. I would get a boob job and some other things :-) |
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texarkanagirl
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i would build the house of my dreams, and pay off all debts |
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