Mesocyclone
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Anything (including prostitution) that makes you money and is legal can be considered a job. |
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matthew29685
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beg on the streets like the undeserving, lazy idiot you are. |
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spy_master49
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do what i do sell stuff at school.
or ebay/prostosion/body2scince/widowarichpe...
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white61water
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Lots of ways to make money without getting a job:
Gamble
Steal
Counterfeit
Beg
Pose nude for a magazine
Actor
Politician
CEO
Officer in the Armed Forces
Get a government grant
buy a house with no money down like they show you on TV???
Become a faux celebrity (ie. Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears)
Inherit it
win the lottery
Best bet, get a job........ |
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hopefulmom
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Marry a millionaire! |
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gfatboy101
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sell your body |
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ellie
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ebay |
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dutchcub@sbcglobal.net
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Ebay! Cant go wrong with ebay! Find all the unwanted junk in your house and sell it on ebay. |
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Pratik
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Take after Marla Singer and sell other peoples' clothes from the laundromat. Also steal food trays from Meals on Wheels vans. |
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♥ Miss Miami ♥
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hustlin |
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Robbie
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WELL I USED TO COOK METH, BUT I WENT TO PRISON FOR THREE YEARS |
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Kin Tsui
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To be rich is one thing.
To make money without doing a job is immpossible, no matter how you make money, they way you do become your job. |
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Clyde
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ask for your inheritance early.. if your not provided with a trust fund try telemarketing |
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sweetjackieangel
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there isnt... unless you invent something, but then that becomes your job... good luck! |
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koldpl
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Dinero a chichar. |
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neona807
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Xerox! |
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this guy over here
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being a beggar?
otherwise, i think that anything else you do might be considered work if you get paid |
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fun_luving
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But a lottery ticket and pray! |
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The Professor
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being a hooker. It's not a job if you're laying down all the time. ZINGGGGGG! |
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rdhollander2000
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prostitution |
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PINGUINO
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married a rich one |
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chedcat
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invent something, sell on E-Bay, or grow stuff and sell it on the side of the road (lemonade stand comes to mind...). |
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uneedrobb
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Try prostitution, if you're male - try to find prostitutes to work for you. ;-) |
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maGgi3
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be the candy man.
always have candy w/ you
and sell it.
you'll make over a grand a month.
or
be a real estate seller's apprentince |
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nic_b06
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IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE SAME THING...HAVEN'T FOUND THE ANSWER THAT'S WHY I'M STILL WORKING |
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Faisal
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1.The first step is pretty obvious. Nobody is gonna take you serious as the new pimp in town if you aren't dressed for success. The main ingredient to a pimps uniform is a stylish hat.
2.Now that you have a hat you should feel the pimp in you trying to break out. Help him out and get yourself the rest of the pimp-o-licious attire.
3.Ok. You look good now, but still lack respect. And how you gonna pimp with no ride? That's right baby, get yourself some wheels that demand respect from the ladies. Tell her who her new daddy is. It's YOU - not her birth father, unless of course you are her birth father.
4.Now you're getting there you jive turkey. What good pimp stays a good pimp without any hoes? Find them anywhere you can: in the park, walking down the street, in stores, in the library, in church. . . maybe not that last one. Sorry God.
5.Having hoes is one thing, making sure they bring home $$ THE MONEY $$ is another. To keep your hoes on track make sure you learn the ancient art of the "***** Slap". This special slap reflex will ensure your success and domination in the world of pimpin. Every time your ho messes up just slightly move your wrist back and let go. SMACK! Practice makes perfect so get plenty of it.
6.You have to have love for those greenbacks. Cha-Ching. If you love to roll around naked in money with a feather in your ear then this is the right job for you.
7.That's it! 6 easy steps and you have become a pimp. Keep in mind you are still a baby pimp and must earn your way from here on out. I can't carry your *** the whole way through life, damn. |
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Amy
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EBAY!!!! |
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angelbaby7595
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Cutting grass in the neighborhood. Craft items and have a craft sell. Helping around neighbors houses or kill two bird with one stone and gather all the stuff you have around the house that you do not use and have a yard sale. |
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film fanatic
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ask dick chaney. |
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emt_jennijo
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I don't know of any...but when you find one. LET ME KNOW :) |
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gampalovesya
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HAVE A GARAGE SALE ON THE WEEK END ITS LOTS OF FUN ..IF YOU HAVE SMALL CHILDREN THEY COULD SALE LEOMADE OR KOOLAID AT THE SAME TIME |
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