SGT. D
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Get "The Private Investigators Handbook" by Chuck Chambers. I've never seen better advice for hiding your Assets! |
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keepsondancing
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If you were to inherit money, there would be a paper trail. If you failed to declare it and hoped the tax man wouldn't notice, well...they will eventually find you, believe me, and the interest and penalties will REALLY hurt. Not worth it. Tell the truth, pay your fair share, invest it wisely and sleep well at night. |
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jeff k
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You could hide it in my account, and I would not charge you a penny, or buy a safe, put your cash in that, and then filter it into other accounts in small amounts at a time. |
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cartman
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in my bank account |
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thy1
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If I were to inherit some money, I would invest it online. My blog contains a variety of article to get started on. The url is:
http://millionairex.blogspot.com
Don't worry about the government, if they accuse you of anything, unless you have the money, they can't say you have it. Therefore, you can innocent. |
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Phil P
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I agree with keepsondancing. It is best to declare to the Revenue the amount, and pay the tax accordingly. Otherwise, like the Social, they have the Credit Reference Agency style systems employed in flushing out all kinds of savings, either to be taxed by the Revenue, or be whittled down by order of the Social Security.
As the advert for the Social implies "We target benefit fraud". |
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Brutus
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In a mattress |
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manu
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Dump it in your flush tank. |
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anthony *
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give it to me.....might have a nice holiday....hehehe |
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nomad
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Offshore banking. If your pot of gold
is really big go for Swiss banks. |
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button moon
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in a bank in someone elses name (that u can trust, and are very close to) |
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kitty fresh & hissin' crew
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Pick five places and evenly distribute it. |
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sexynutters
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in a box up in the attic tucked away nicely so no one will find it |
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debz
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I could be wrong but i think its worth checking out.
What if you give it away as a gift.... a friend mentioned to me a while ago that you cant get taxed on a gift to someone if under a certain amount of money. So put it in your kids bank account or someone you cant trust.. REALLY TRUST!! May not be the case but certainly worth looking in to. |
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RRM
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This is nigh on impossible to do. Whoever administrates the will has to fill in copious forms for the Inland Revenue and account for where it is going before they will grant probate.
They will know exactly what the deceased estate had so will know if something has 'gone missing'. Unless of course your 'inheritance' is stored under the mattress and nobody knows about it. |
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Stephen L
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Aa advised, tax will have already been deducted. You can put up to £3000 per tax year into an ISA and you won't get taxed again on the interest. |
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pinkwardy07
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plastic bag n bury it in ur garden but make sure it covered well or it will get wet |
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EMMA©
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Give it to me I'll look after it!!! |
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Norm
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In your loft |
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woodchip513
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Bury it in a corn field. |
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JOHN jen
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use it as underlay for your stair carpet |
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nicolefrenzy
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under your floorboards in a sealed bag, i know a lady who done that her family found it when she died |
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BECKS
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i'll look after it for you! |
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Skyline-Driver
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first of all my friend...it comes from your late relitives estate and the tax is automaticly subtracted off their total value..
i suggest if you want to hide it in your house..a VHS usally can hold about 2 grand.. |
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daniel.hill86
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Buy a Safe? |
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Holio
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offshore |
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Michael H
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I know of a bank in Nigeria that will look after it for you.
They seem to look after my long-lost uncles inheritance well, they keep trying to give it to me.
TAX avoidance, i.e. the dliberate hiding of money to avoid paying tax, is a crime, i've reported you to crimestoppers.
Hide it in a paper shredder, no one will look there. use it a bit at a time so no-one gets suspicous.
btw, any cash purchases of more than 10K need to be reported to the police ( by the seller ), its part of the recent money laundering laws, so watch out when you go to buy your new Austin Martin. |
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jonandpeg
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firstly why have some idiots left such negative comments, secondly dont listen to mr prim and proper keepsondancing thats your money the government will only waste it on benefits and i wont go there etc- i liked the 1guys idea of looking into that book by chuck chambers, also the mention of giving this money as a gift to someone close. My advice would be dont lose your balls find a a way best for you also maybe just buy a fucking safe bolt it down get an alsation and buy a nice car and be happy youve got the money |
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