kemlyn
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your wife keeps pinching your money |
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IconNick
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Because your missus got there first?! |
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StringsofFire
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The government took it.... |
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tikketiboo
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the money moths ate it.. the little things eat mine too.. they have strong teeth too as they also like coins .. lol |
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Pixie Stick
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You silly goose- New wallets don't come with money! You have to put some in!
1. Open wallet
2. Expand bill-fold section
3.Grasp paper money so that it's long side is parallel to the wallet
4. Lower money into wallet. Repeat.
Ta-da! |
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Fireman
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Hey it sounds like you have my wallet. I looked in mine and saw a five. I obviously have the wrong wallet. |
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Lou B
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spent it mayb? |
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noodle
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Money knows a disappearing act..and its hard to catch it! |
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Viktor
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but you have others' money in your wallet, innit? hehe =D |
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*~*Me*~*
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You probably spent it all.
Or a thief stole the money, depending on where you'd taken ur wallet.
Or maybe you took it out, and then posted this pointless question for no real reason - XD |
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Rock
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Wealth is never destroyed. It only changes hands. Whatever money you had is now in the pocket of some Saudi Arabian billionaire oilman. |
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resignedtolife
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Put your specs on, you might find some! |
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Ruphus B Tripehound
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The politicians are spending it on the sunshine Islands |
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:)) :| ((:
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I have the same problem... |
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grappa
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Because you spent it... or worse because you never had it in the first place. |
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dyno
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Cause the mice have been in there |
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Merovingian
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Because your looking through my eyes. |
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Miss Terry
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cause you aint been to the atm |
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tringyokel
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Because you have negative expectations. Even your user name shows that you have not reaped the benefits of positive thinking.
Try some creative visualisation. Then you will see an improvement.
(It might also help if you stopped spending as well). |
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.O•°lee¥not200°•O.
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i always wonder the same thing. |
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shaluv7
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Because you use your debit and credit cards instead. |
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Gary C
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That money talks I do agree, it always says goodbye to me. |
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FTG!
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Because your wife steals it.................... |
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prodigychild_21
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Because gas is over $3. Buying a hamburger is $5 with a drink you looking at $7, Electricity, cell phone.....and all the while advertisements keep brainwashing your head saying buy, buy, buy, use your credit card, and buy buy buy more.........its all a con man.....we need to get out this place....I do believe we are in the Matrix.....I knew I should have taken that blue pill. Neway thats why you dont have any money:) |
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Technical
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Because you're lazy and depend on people too much |
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