philkillen
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Kiss you with excitement babe! lol |
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nommie
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Take a deep breath in.. go into local town centre go to somewhere like the sony centre smash all their tv's and shout i'm a F**KING BILLIONAIRE SCREW YOU SONY!
then go and buy a nice big tv, every film ever made make my house a cinema and sit back and relax with a on hand beer dispenser..
Then give money to my friends and family.. |
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roger.williams20@btinternet.com
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Sit down and think and hopefully avoid a violent heart attack. |
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SnugglyPoo
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I didn't come into a billion, but I came into a lot... take it from experience, do the following:
1) if it is not, or doesn't have to be, public knowledge, DON'T make it so! If people (friends, family, coworkers, charities, etc.) know you come into money, they will want it, and/or they will be envious of it. It is human nature.
2) Talk to a CPA and Tax Attorney. Get a recommendation from one of them for a GOOD financial planner... not the hacks who work in the strip malls... you want a money management professional with years of experience, and demonstrated track record working with high net worth clients. References are a must on anybody you are trusting with your $$$.
3) Don't make any quick/rash financial decisions. No matter how much money you come into $1m or $1bn, don't run out and buy anything that yourself before the money would consider "expensive"... $200 dinner at a fancy steakhouse, go ahead, $300k Lamborghini -- NO WAY! Let's say you get $50m, you buy a lamborghini, and you crash it into a minivan with 3 kids in it... if you aren't properly insured, if your assets are allocated properly, etc., you could be liable for enormous damages in a law suit... don't squander your money before you really wrap your hands around the responsibilities that come with it! |
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chelly
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My old school mates and I always said that if we ever come into a load of money we would pay of each others mortgages. Since Ive lost touch with most of them now, I would more than likely run round the office screaming like a looney then go home and ring everyone and get a very large drink in! |
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ifanorangeiscalledanorange?
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make a list...oh yeah...i'm makin a list |
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Bend it like Bender
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Get drunk till i pass out cause i won't be able to sleep |
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♣Lacienega♥
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get it all in ones and throw it in the air and swim in it then.... i wud throw a big @$$ party and get hella drunk then the next day i wud by a new car?? |
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Janet (TGJT)
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Donate half to charity. |
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jamesdean2002uk
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sit down, buzz for ages, then work out how to tell my fiance....
actually, sod that......i`d walk out of work grab my fiance, then zoom home !!!!...... |
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Mr Trend Vampire
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go around buy some nice property, that after i given some to chairty
then get shax, go amsterdam for 3 days.
shop for clothes and proerty and cars then go aorund givin homless people job and givin more chairty
o and hire some big men to go aorund with me beatin up hoddies and thiefs |
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Gummibeer
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i wouldnt tell a soul not even my boyfriend... i dont want anyone treating me different. |
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Kim S
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Quit my job immediately, clean out my desk, say good riddance to these evil people... Head home to sit in silence with a glass of wine, something to smoke and my own thoughts on the whole thing. Then decide what I can pack up because I'm moving out of that crappy little apartment into a nice little house with a fenced in yard for my dog. And her and I will then proceed to live out our own little heaven on earth because I'm never ever working again. |
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Chris
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ring round telling my friends, take a holiday with them all |
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teddy
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go for a quiet drink on my own, sit and sip a nice glass of wine, have a deep think about my life, and then go home, and sit back and smile. |
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soldier of fortune
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PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYY... |
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peter d
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Go crrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzz... |
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Robin
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The first 23hrs would be a total blackout! Then I would ring as many people I owed money to (if I could get through that is not via India) no offence (but then I could afford the calls) and tell them exactly where to stick their threatening letters!!!!!! We can all dream, can't we? x |
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Aud
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shop. :D
And scream
and kiss you because im so damn happy O_O |
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Russell W
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I doubt I would be able to remember! |
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Writer_B
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1. Change my phone number.
2. Install a very good home security system.
3. Make an appointment with a very expensive tax advisor.
4. Make arrangements to pay off every bill owed by me and by the people I'm closest to.
5. Begin making a list of charities, because with that much money, I'd be able to do a lot of good for a lot of needy people. |
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Anthony
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Sleep, not worry about anything, then go out and shop loooooads! Buy a nice house, probably nothing too extreme though. I'd live comfortably for a while then study and get a degree and probably end up working, part time at least. |
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Prince of Pistoleers
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1. Call my boss and tell him to "F" off
2. Sit down at the kitchen table with my adulterous wife (from whom I've wanted to extricate myself for a looooooong time), and then up-end that mutha like on the rap videos when they're playing dominoes and yell, "F" off
3. Pay for a new bridge across the river in my city so they'll name it after me
4. Buy some land and a house that I design (underground zombie-proof bomb shelter and the whole nine yards) ... complete with armed security staff (para-military with automatic weapons)
5. Make some good investments so my moola will grow
6. Buy a radio station and play whatever the hell I wanted to all the time and have mega-contests and CD give-aways every weekend ...
7. Open a really cool record store and hire all my good friends to hang out and make recommendations to the customers ... and subsidize the prices ... $6.99 CDs ... with a resident DJ that spins good music all the time ... (DJ P or DJ Z-Trip would be a good choice -
http://www.djpmix.com/
http://www.djztrip.com/
8. Single-handedly solve the "affordable housing" problem in my metro-are by building entire "green" communities (solar power, rainwater reservoirs, etc.) of those "shipping container" houses and only charging $40,000 or so ... cheap enough so that even someone that works at McDonald's can afford a nice place to live that is NOT an apartment |
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Sparky W
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Go to church
put a $100.00 bill in the plate
smile
&
pray my inheritance comes through.
lol
Sparky w |
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i neva 4get
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go and buy evrything i want this would be my dream
i mean when you go shopping u'll say to urself i wish i could buy both the top and the purse but if you had the money you could buy all the thing you wanted |
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Mawia
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Start a list of the charities I want to support before the other leeches come knocking with their ideas for making even more money or others start calling and sharing their bleeding heart hard luck stories. |
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