Futility Knife
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Polar bears is too obvious. How about drunk Inuits on canoes with spears? |
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That's funny! YOu must have one "stinker" of a MIL if you want SHARKS!
I can't help you there. I have the nicest MIL in the world. She is a wonderful lady that is kind and considerate to all she meets and I was lucky because she passed on those same qualities to her son and I married him.
No moat here...just a welcome mat.
Sandy :O) |
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grouch2111
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hmmm...what do mother in laws hate, and are scared of? besides the women that married their sons? Well, I'm not sure, so I'll just go with the old stand by and say fill it with porn. |
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theshadow01
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Noting I put in would stop my mother in law, she would just get on her broom and fly over. |
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TAP
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I am sorry because I am going to disappoint you here I think.
But I would put a BOAT in my moat so she could get across and come into my castle. I love her and I wouldn't want her to swim every time. So, actually there wouldn't have been a moat there to keep her out in the first place I guess.
But I would build a moat to keep out Jehovah's Witnesses. They drive me absolutely bonkers. |
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faye000
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that's easy, put something your mother in-law despises.good luck |
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peachiepie
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Bear traps, which in some places are illegal, but they do a great job! |
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I'd go for saltwater and put three or four great white sharks in it. |
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jimmy s
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BOMBS AND REMOTE MACHINE GUNS LOL i think allgators cause i live in louisiana maybe a few cotton mouths (poison snakes). |
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Mike
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Smithers... release the hounds. |
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December
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I would fill it with sewer water. |
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kemperk
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put in a toll gate; then state--a toll payment
does not assure you of passage. |
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Alison F
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Pieces of sharp glass. Just make sure it's wide enough so she can't jump over it. |
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Replica
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It would probably be better to move to another state.
Remember, the moat would not only keep your 'out-laws' away but also your friends.
Nevertheless, what about piranhas. They could also function as an efficient disposal unit if your mother-in-law managed across your moat. |
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Clueless
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Live electrical wires |
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Dr. Werewolf Was Tamed By Y!A
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ice bergs, in case she's one of THOSE mother-in-laws that knows how to create make shift Titanic out of banana leaves. |
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Karen B
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water snakes!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Dr.H20
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Alligators in front of the moat then 3 killer whales if she manages to get past those I’ll have snipers sitting on the roof trained specifically just to shoot at her kneecaps.
I've given this lots of thought cant you tell??? All i need now is a mother in law |
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seattlesleuth
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Arsenic..... Raid......Roach killer |
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Rainier
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Hmmmm... probably dragons. |
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Ronatnyu
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hmm .... I'd fill it with hungry Polar Bears .... and make sure the bridge can be made to be icy on a moments notice ......
oh yeah ... retractable railings are a must!!!!!
P.S. While you're at it .... some twisty movement in the bridge make things Oh SO interesting.
Maybe set up a betting pool. |
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i am him
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you probably just need a lot of bear traps. you should have those in canada, eh |
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Princess Dirham
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Lol well i love you! Okay i would put something in your moat which shall bother your mother in law but also looks good, so maybe piranes or maybe puffer fish, or for example eals.
Good luck! |
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