
we dont do duvets
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You make no sense ,go to sleep and start again in the morning !!! |
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PumpkinEater
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1,500 squid; that's impressive. Now all you need is a few octopi and you're all set! Or should I say: Bob's your uncle! |
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louiseminxxx
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Take your burberry hat off, take your Adidas tracksuit bottoms out of your rockports, take off all you market bling that turns your skin green, wash off all the Tommy aftershave, appologies to your mother for being a worthless S**t, then get in your Nova and get your lazy A** to the job center and get a job. |
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Pooka
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I got the first part (translation for Americans, My mother's kicking me out, need social services to put me up, no job, 1500 pounds ($750 dollars), how long can I be put up in housing?)
Can't help you, but at least you won't get colonist's going "huh?!". |
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Edward H
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Try reposting this in English and you might get some real answers. |
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Ylang-Ylang
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It depends how old you are. You can get emergency accomodation at Youth Hostels, and will be very low priority for a council house as you are on your own. |
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ella_kilbride
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My Mother is kicking me out,isn't she. i need the council house. i have no job,and savings of £1,500. how long will i have to wait for a house?
here is my reply.
- me bin waiting many mumfs on cousil house list,innit,and not scraping bottom of list. how long i get it? prob anuvva 4 years at leest,innit.
fink abowt it! |
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frankie b
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I would kick you out too if you talked like this all the time. |
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Borneo Babe
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If I understand you correctly.......You'll wait a long time. Why don't you get a job like any other decent person? Having a job and able to rent a proper place is better than any hand out, any day. Have some self respect, man. At least you have a saving which can tie you over till you find a job. |
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springbank03
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Don't blame her for kicking you out so would I.
Get a job and look after yourself and while you are at it learn how to speak properly, I would not employ you if that is how you speak. |
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charles_richie666
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buy a tent you scrounging little s hit!!! |
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lister_larger
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F**k off and get a job. |
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fairylandk
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Wicked man get a J O B. Your from salford manchester by any chance???? |
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fitzy
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why cant you get a job? everyone works!! check this site out for making cash http://www.treasuretrooper.com/272056 |
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Bad Kitty!
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Is "innit" the same type of word as "yo" or "dude," used at the end of a sentence instead of a full stop, in order to provide emphasis?
Just wondering.
Otherwise, I'm not sure what you're asking. How long get what? Can you clarify? Thanks. |
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cavetroy
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Come up to mine, 1500 "squid"
In pounds your welcome,
in lira *******. |
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SmartyArty
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Say what? |
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BOUDICA !!!! (*) (*) (*)
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well drive ya nova down to the council, pawn the comedy sized exhaust sell ya burberry seat covers and tell em ya had ta also sell ya bling innit. some people wait years for a council house and if you are single then soz not a hope in hell they prioritise for familys not single chavs on the dole |
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Mark F
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Blee bloo blah, hum dinger yer whatzit! |
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stanthemansmum
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Learn to speak properly and get a job you pathetic little chav! If you can use the computer - and afford to have access to the internet, you will survive. Social housing nowadays is for people in genuine need, not some lazy little sh*t who thinks the world owes him a living.
Your mum has done the right thing - why should she finance you now you are an adult. Get yourself sorted out or find a comfy park bench.
You say you have over £1,500. That is enough for a bedsit, month's rent and deposit outside London. Get one and apply to Housing Benefit for the rent until you get a job. |
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nick
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Just rent a room, look for a job. You've got enough money to keep you going. It's not that hard |
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tommy
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have you ever met your parents? |
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