krupintupple
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I worked in an office for two years as a CSR and trust me, people go absolutely batshit insane when you take all of the things they've pinned up on their cubicle and move them all around. Even just a little each day.
If you want to do something really malevolent, rub some powdered milk into her chair. After a few days, it'll have picked up moisture and will start to reek and will attach a serious funk to her clothing. Alternately, spill a tiny amount of milk under her desk and then rub it into the cubicle walls and floor, and especially on the bottom of her desk - she will NEVER find this and she will finally get back what she deserves. |
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wolfpack0810
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Get an exlax bar and wrap it in a hershey's wrapper then leave it on her desk!!!! LOL just kidding
send her flowers and on the note put to the biggest b*tch thought I'd send u something that's gonna die just like I hope u do!!! LOL |
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Karen Elaine
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get some reddish colored dish washing liquid, and put it under her car like it is dripping from the transmission.. will send her into a fit. she might even go spend some cash to have the transmission dropped and looked at..lol |
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Rabbitacular
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Turn the brightness on her computer monitor all the way down.
It's a great prank...few people think to check their monitor's brightness and instead whack the crap out of their computer. |
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jennifer l
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open a can of sardines and hide them somewhere under/in her desk. it will take a while for the smell to really get bad. its subtle at first but as a day or two goes by it will get really bad. I wouldnt advise putting anything in her food or drink as that is a potential legal problem. |
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Wes
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Pop off all of the letters on her keyboard and put them back in random order....funny! Or...When your co-nerd is away, sneak into the AutoCorrect function in Microsoft Word and replace common words (if, the, and) with sassier phrases (man-spackle, bum chum, and I heart chodes). For once her memos will be the talk of the office. |
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purplemonkeyinlove
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they have great pranks on
www.thepayback.com |
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dickn2000
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Here are a few suggestions:
1. Get some chocolate ex-lax and bake up a batch of Brownies. Make sure she's the only one to eat tham however.
2. There's also a laxitive chewing gum that looks like chiclets. Buy a box of each and switch the contents (put the laxative gum in the chiclets box.) and offer some to her.
I've done both tricks, and believe me, the look on her face when she dashes for the ladies room will be well worth it. |
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:-)
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put worms in her pop or colored drink |
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Take a crap in her chair and watch her sit in it. That's always funny. |
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mcnees79
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OK, eeeewwwwwwww on the worms!! If she brings lunch to work, hide it everyday in the same spot for a few days....then when she thinks she's figured out where to look, change the spot. Sounds like fun!! If not, do it with some important office supply....ie. stapler, post its...pens....OOOOOO I got one!! Change her desk top wall paper to a picture of New Kids on The Block with the caption "I love Jordan Knight!!" Oh, that would be funny! |
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Job
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Suspend her stapler in a jello mold.
Leave it in her desk draw for her to discover.
Consider filming. |
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favershambles
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unscrew her desk phone ear peice and fill it with clay! |
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Lunny2006
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infest her working area with cockroaches, not the little german ones, but the big brown ones that fly !!
We have one of those around here who throws away what she thinks are 'old' lunches from the breakfroom fridge. |
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Leah
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Ok, I usually don't go for things like this, but that Japanese idea was just funny. Can you leave something on her desk, like a gag gift (plastic puke or something)? Whoopee cushion??
Sorry the ideas aren't great, but like I said, I don't usually go for this kind of thing. ;-) Good luck! |
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Ifeelyourpain
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Ask her to go to lunch with you, and then leave before the bill gets there. |
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