
turtle girl
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just keep glaring sullenly and make lil scissor chopping signs with your fingers towards your head. Don't waste your breath on those fools. |
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♥ On
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There are other reasons to walk into a barber shop....
What if you were a barber and looking for employment...
What if you were lost and that was the first store you came to and went in for directions....
What if you had to use the bathroom...
What if you just wanted to know who runs the place...
What if you wanted to know if the people in there knew where you could buy some watermelon?
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Alice Chaos
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Well maybe you might need your wattle trimmed. |
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Shadowâ„¢
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no, they also provide wild wildabeast training for only 25 cents plus the purchase of a haircut
thumbz up to you yo! |
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?
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Hey chicken boy! How are you?? Lol, you dont have hair silly, but feathers. So, dont worry about it. |
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LMQC
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Good manners drilled in to us as children. |
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kma22263
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You could want a shave instead of a haircut. Ya never know... or you could be asking for directions. |
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bunstihl
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People are too logical. "You could be going in there for other reasons blah blah blah."
When you walk into a barbershop, they should say, "That must have hurt." |
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Electra
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I like watermelons. |
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tictak kat
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hairspray overdose.............:) |
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littlegoober75
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Would you rather they just stared at you instead? |
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taketwo
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it's their chat line |
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B-B@!! P!@Y@
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Well first of all you could get a shave, or your hair curled or other crap like that, or you could also be wanting to know how much longer it will take for someone to attend to you. |
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deburleigh
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Hey,
I walked into a beauty shop and asked them if they could give me a hair cut like Elvis Presley and they just looked at my bald head dumbfounded!
NO ONE OFFERED TO HELP ME! |
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churchonthewayseniors
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i think they think they are being professional...but know that they cut hair and give shaves also...... |
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legallyblond2day
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Well, maybe you want them to shave your beard. Or to inquire about their prices. Or to ask where the nearest gas station is b/c your car broke down.
But its rather likely they're simply giving you the opportunity to say what kind of haircut you want. A trim, or a whole new look.
They're just being polite to make your time spent with them as enjoyable as possible, so that its more likely that you come back. |
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Liza
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Lol...good one...this should be used in a comedy flick. |
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Selkie
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Since chickens do not have hair, if you walk into a barber-shop, they have to ask what it is you want or how they can help you.
Just do not say "a little off the top" or who knows what would happen! |
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ANGELa
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I know what you mean. I used to work in a barbershop, and I got tired of asking 'how can I help you?' So I started saying 'wtf do you want?' Now were out of business. I think it has something to do with most people's preference on how they prefer to be approached. But I can't test that theory because I thought like you and now no one will hire me. |
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fatherf.lotski
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How about when they say take a seat? As if I would want a chair that's covered in some guys hair! |
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basport_2000
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It is just a friendly acknowledgment and also, the needs of everyone are different and can be interrupted differently....sometimes you may want a shave!!! |
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................................
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i know exactly what you mean i was going with my sister to get her hair done and the hairdresser asks this guy what can help you with i stopped and thought wtf and laughed so hard the guys like well a haircut of course.but they do it cause they are so dam bored with there lives |
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neurotic41
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It is good policy to acknowledge your presence. However I do think that they should have started out with "Good Morning", or "Good Afternoon" instead of "How can I help you? |
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TooBeauCoup
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I guess they're asking what kind of hair cut you specifically want. For example, do you want a mullet? Take a lot of the business off in the front, but leave the party going on in the back. |
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Billy T
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you had better say cut my hair or you might just come out with a different color hair or a shave. you can have your hair washed and also just a trim. they really mean what they ask |
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Bonnie S
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It's all part of business, it shows manners and wiliness to help in anyway possible, maybe someone doesn't want a hair cut, and wants to ask a question, its all business etiquette |
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L 619
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sorry but that's a stupid question. if you can't figure that one out then you deserve for the barbers to mess up your head. |
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Ryan O
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because they want to know what kind of haircut you are getting! retard! |
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Medical and Business Information
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Wow nothing to do this evening. |
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kmscheerchick
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so you think cheerleaders r stupid how come i have a 95 in math and history and a 93 in computers? |
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BillsSabres07
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Because people speak without thinking about what they're really saying, just like you didn't put any thought into choosing your favorite football team, Chicken Boy. |
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