Lint
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freeze a can of shaving cream remove the bottom of the can while it is COMPLETELY FROZEN and put it in his desk drawer while he is out of his office... hilarity ensues as it thaws |
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Dotr
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If you got caught eheh they will have doubts about you after sticking up for you??? But I wish I knew what kind of work you do?? What about some one making noise around his house 2 30 am scare the sh!t outta him??just push on a few windows sides of house and leave quickly!! OR continue to call ....power co. say you are him and request power shut off you are moving. order pizza request estimate of re model or repairs?? set appointments for these @ his house. Order a load of dirt dump in my driveway. order local newspaper. order siding.ask for heat repair @ 1 am. none of these can be traced to you and work can't do anything either!!!Continue to drive him nuts and see if whom ever he brown noses can save his as* now? |
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hans2
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be the first or last to leave the office and nick things off his desk, things he needs like paperwork. dont leave it lying around your desk though, hide it and when you go home burn it or something, take all his pens or something.
or mess with the computer, pull wires out of the back and mix them around. proper mess with his head but dont get caught.
silly things i know, but your not doing anything illigal, hurting anyone else or wont get fired.
oh, also either drop some viagra into his tea or laxitives. it would be so funny watching him squirm. these are bought most superstores.
good luck and if you decide to do this, please tell me how it went on |
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Tony A
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There is something strange about your question. You say one of your managers sent out an e-mail complaining about you. You also say that your bosses threw it out as rubbish. Are your bosses also the managers bosses? If so how do you know he has not already been reprimanded? |
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imaxyou
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okay. so you have taken the road of 'screw morals. you say you are in IT - then i suggest that you use that very talent of yours to create a bogus webpage/blog berating your manager. Now you can be obvious and name him or you can be clever and create a character exactly like him with the same intials too and make him a joke not only in the company but in the virtual community if you can. you IT guys must know how to keep yourselves anonymous. :) |
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ideaman
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ok this is my idea go 2 any store(wal-mart) buy super glue befor ur manager walked into the bathroom but super glue on the toilit seet or on the uranil handle ^_^ just a idea! |
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wolfelizer
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Well I don't want to be mean, but heck go for it. If this is not the first time then, why not show him a lesson. Of course you don't want evidence pointing back to you, soo what u can do is the following: Since ur manages makes decent money Im sure he has a nice car, well get some paint and write something naughty on it. Also I heard you can use shaving cream "the cheepest ones work best" and just put it all over his car. Yes I know im evil, but hey he might deserve it. |
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mousetrip
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I am laughing so hard! Go to a hunting store and get some deer urine...they usually selling it during hunting season. squirt some on his chair...bottom of desk, ect...when the room warms up people will be giving him the "look"...or better yet....go to your bookstore and go to the magazine section...pull out every "bill me later subscription card" you can find and fill them out to him...Life magazine and National geographic are the best and so are smut magazines...send them thru the office mail and he will have to contact Boulder Colorado to cancel them all....Sorry....this was a classic joke that was done at my workplace and it really helped! LMAO
Good Luck...and where gloves when squirting and filling out cards! (smile) |
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Slam D
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The contents of the email could also be defamatory and not just mere rubbish. Read it again; calmly this time.
If it's defamatory, then sue him to hell! |
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djeline_davidson
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pray for him... |
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eric h
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You need to grow up and I would suggest some counselling to handle your need for revenge.
Your bosses threw it out - it had no effect.
But when you "get even" everyone will know what you did.
If that happened and I was your boss, I'd fire you without a second thought. |
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slav r
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As the Chinese proverb goes...
"Before setting out on revenge, first dig 2 graves".
Peace of mind and happiness is what we all truly seek. To do that is often challenging when we wish to retaliate for something that someone did.
We wonder why there's so much hatred when everyone's reaction is to "sue the bastards".
Fuel just creates more fire.
Your peace of mind will come from the knowledge that you are big enough and strong enough and developed enough to walk away.
Warmly,
Slav |
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alainamorgan@hotmail.com m
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well getting you own back is reaaall fun .. maybe u shouldnt stoop down to his level ???? maybe you should just let it go .. and pretend like nothing ever happened ! |
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Sarah
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you could sleep with his wife/girlfriend, that has absolutely nothing to do with work, so no one else will know... |
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sharon H
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Don't go down to his level. If you give in to revenge, they win win win. Keep your cool and carry on patiently, pleasantly and look for another job. Prove them wrong by a right conduct. |
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