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lifeofthepartyyea | How can i convince my kid to claim our dog and cat on her tax deductions? |
she is newly employed, and i think this would be a good idea! it will be more money in my...err her pocket, and who's to know? our FIDO and KITTY are family anyways! that will be more school lunch money for her! thanks all!
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xcut gurl....are you offering??? or just your usual bragging...*yawn* |
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gottisanatomy
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Pssstt... I can get you some social security numbers. Can you change your cats name to Manuel Gomez? Don't worry, the IRS never audits you unless you make over 6 figures a year. |
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Sidoney
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Obviously the dog is for protection and the cat is there to judge the Catfights, Yes?
Don't sweat it, tell your kid to take a chill pill. And if that doesn't work, she can walk the dog (making him a "service dog momentarily) and have the cat mercilessly tease the next door neighbors dog. I call that entertaining a client, and I deduct it everytime! |
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Uh Yeah!
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You can actually write off your dog as a security device for the home. It's technically accurate. I know someone who's done that. |
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xtcgurl123
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I take it you are trying to get her to claim dependents so that less taxes are taken from each check. Of course, at the end of the year when your daughter files for her tax return she will either have to pay taxes because there are truly no dependents or she will have to come up with social security numbers for the friggin dog and cat.
People who attempt this type of fraud do get caught and it is a federal offense. If I were your daughter I would refuse to do it too. If your gonna commit fraud on taxes wouldn't it be wiser to find someone from the hood with a limited income and offer them $500 per minor child that they allow you to claim. Hell, ya get $2000 earned income credit per child if the kid is under 14 and your less likely to get caught!
I only thought that I had set a bad example for my kids by trappin in the hood, but at least I never asked my kids to be dishonest. I admit I've done some highly illegal s.h.i.t, and I've made my share of dumb moves but you should be given a trophy for stupidity and poor parenting skills. If you want to commit crimes, go ahead, but don't involve your child....especially when it's something a foolish as trying to claim animals as humans. DUH!!!!!! |
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caltease1
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uuuuuuggghhhh it's Mimi from Drew Carey LOL.I don't think you can claim an animal for tax purpose unless it's for like blind people or a service. |
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granny
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Tell her that you will accept full responsibility when they come to take her away.Tell her that youll pay all the fines and penalties too. |
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biz owner
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Enjoy the federal joint if you do that. In order to claim them , you'll need social security #'s for them. ( which will be another felony )
Two felonies for a little extra money? Doesn't seem worth it too me. |
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KatGotHerTongue
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Although our generous government does not let us deduct our pets as dependents, I think they should! After all, maintenance on a pet can run almost s high as it does for a child. If you buy premium dog food {more nutritious than McDonald's} and stick to the suggested health care schedule recommend by veterinarians your pocketbook can empty pretty quickly. There are many reasons to own a pet, A dog can be a burglar alarm and a protector for your children,,, it has been proved that petting an animal can reduce high blood pressure,good company for the lonely, learning about unconditional love ,,,,,, etc etc etc the list goes on,I think there should be some small deduction on the tax form, Hope your daughter can change the tax laws,,,,,,,,,,,,, |
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Dellajoy
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Only if it is a "service" pet. ie guide dog for the blind. Then you can claim all expenses related to the pet. |
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Spud
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You will need a signature from the dog and the cat.. |
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Molly
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Are you seriously considering this? Please.
Over two decades ago the IRS made it mandatory to provide social security numbers for dependent claimed on an income tax return. Before that, many people did as you are apparently suggesting. However, your attempt is too obvious. Try asking a serious question in taxes next time. |
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amber225500
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i would just tell her WWJD i think he would do the same thing |
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