*Mother*
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Awwwwww......you mean we can only have one social security number per body????
"that's what she said stupid"
"Don't call me stupid"
"if the shoe fits"
WAhhhhhhhhh-Wahhhhhhhhh......
"Now look what you did...you woke the kid up"
"did not"
"Did Sooooooo"
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"I'm oughta here....I'll let you back in control to deal with the hang-over". |
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stitchfan85
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if so, then i think everyone would do that!! |
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Katetrinity
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You can if they have social security numbers, names, birth dates and you can prove they don't have jobs. BUT, they do have jobs in a way, because they have to go to work with you. That's a difficult one, let me talk it over with my personalities and we'll get back to you. |
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tekoan
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For the family member exemption yes, for the child-care tax credit no. |
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Puzzleman
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Possibly, if the asylum will get the tax forms for you. |
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froglips30
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no but it sure would be nice. |
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joe916
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Which taxes?
Do they also pay taxes?
Are they dependants?
It depends. |
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?
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no it's like multiple orgasms...just be thankful you have them |
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lostfromwpg
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That's awsome. |
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i_am_the_dida
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No. You only get on SS# per body. Multiple personalities only inhabit one body, therefore they only get one SS# so can only claim one of their personalities. They may however get to write off the medication they take to control the symptoms. |
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furious but whatever
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I'm afraid not. |
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cassiepiehoney
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no,I think you guys are exempt from taxes seeing as most of you are probably crazy |
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tiffany6322
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as long as they have social security numbers and you supported them for at least 6 months out of the year.....GIT R DONE!!! |
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uneedrobb
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Unfortunately not...sorry |
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old dude
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Of course you can--don't listen to these fools! There is one problem though, it is illegal and you are highly likely to get busted by the IRS... but look on the bright side...If you have to do any time and get thrown into solitary confinement you will have someone to talk to! |
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Texas Cowboy
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Yes.
No.
Maybe.
Shut-up, I spoke first.
No. |
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Humblewarrior
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Yes, and perhaps one of them is a good attorney just in case the IRS does not agree with which ever other personality is completing the paperwork. |
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kdcandy
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I wish! |
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scorpiocharmer36
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Great Question! <giggles> The IRS will not bite on that one but thanks for the laugh |
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ryidol
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Peace out, butt out. Yes I would. |
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gone
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Only if they all show up for the audit at once - all in different outfits, of course! |
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ria
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no |
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Shari
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yes, if you file long form and write off the medical bills, insurance premiums, mileage and rx cost. after all of this they may call for an audit so keep all records. gl |
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Angel
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multiple personalities
multiple payments
multiple children to support
multiple problems
multiple happiness
multiple choices
pick one |
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Danica O
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No....No way......Maybe if a some kind of shrink say your one of personality is crazy more than other.....But if can he prove that - you are go to mental institution on heal..... |
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Statepalace
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Can you? Yes, you can.
Should you? Not if you don't want to get audited.
Will you get away with it? Doubt it! |
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babygirlmoney27
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no |
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