What tax do I pay in an Indian restaurant if I am drunk and abusive to the staff?

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littlebluefeet	PONDLIFE. what is it with you and all the tax questions.????????

Polo	Syntax error..............

psychstudent	the idiot tax

The Dragon	Maybe you should tikka moment to calm down so you can curry a little favour with them.

sausagejockey	errrm nob tax?...why on earth would you be abusive to someone who is feeding you?! do u enjoy eating spit?! they're probably laughing at you right now...

LYNDA M	But you wont be,will you.!!!

kittycymraeg	Never be drunk and abusive to the staff in a resurant, have you not seen those programmes where they go and spit in your food. Always be nice to people who give you something you're going to put in your mouth!!!!!!

x	It's sort of like a "sir" tax, but it's called a "Sri" tax.

mentallyill	anything is 'Goody 'enough !!

on the wagon	poppadoms

Sabharwal K	speak to the orthepediac surgon for multi fractured body to be repaired how much he will charge

Afro	The 'Mother's shame tax'

Angelita	yEAH, HOW about a stupid tax?

vik	Depends if ur outside the indian sub continent maybe what ever the laws r. Like here I suppose they have the right to press charges on you. But if your in an Indian resteraunt in India, depending on the class of the resteraunt and who the owners r, its prety much local law- usually what ever they c fit. They're on home turf so they can prety much do as they please and wouldn't get all soft and let the police handle it or let it go under the impression its going to be bad for business. B careful it could get nasty!

chick33	Are you drunk right now?

Jewel	If you are in India I would think you will have to pay with time spent locked up, but you may get taxed on what it costs their country to keep you locked up. So I would recommend being respectful to any host country that you may consider visiting. If you find this act difficult I would recommend you don't visit those countries (or those restaurants). If you are in UK I guess the restaurant will call the Police and you could still end up being locked up (drunk and disorderly). I don't think UK is yet charging tax on that but perhaps that would be a good idea, I think a letter to the Chancellor of the Excequer is in order.

rosa	why would you be drunk ? Why would you be abusive ? Is this common behaviour in an Indian restaurant? I do not understand how this came about.